The Outlook with Michael Fish

Today's outlook: "The rain beats down on my shed roof like splinters of hopelessness piercing my mind. Mostly rainy. "

Previous outlooks:
The wind is a dark spirit. It wants to sweep your infants from their beds and carry them into the depths of Hell. It's going to be a bit breezy tonight; close your windows."

"The malevolent old cooking apple tree in my garden knows I want to cut it down. His evil branches tap tap tap against my window and I feel his intense hatred for me. Cloudy at first but clearing up in the South later."