Monday, 24 March 2014

Which Type of Human Are You? (from the archive)

Broadly speaking, humans fall into two categories. You can determine which category you belong in by selecting the paragraph (below) that best describes your views and aspirations.

Category A
You are worthy and strive to live a better life. You are compassionate towards animals, worry about the environment and dream of world peace. You may own books by authors with unpronounceable names and you enjoy going to arts festivals, the theatre and/or shopping at Waitrose. You know a vegan and someone with really bad allergies.

Category B
There’s nothing better than a really cheap pie. It is your right to litter the world with unwanted children and you dream of owning a really big car. You don’t have a ‘character’ as such; rather your personality is a facade of prejudices and ignorant assumptions. You know someone called Darren.

I have taken the test. Disturbingly I was more B than A. But to be honest I’m not that bothered and the pie was lovely.

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