Monday, 24 March 2014

Ancient Stone Circles, Druids and Cricket (from the archive)

Our village cricket pitch shares a field with an ancient stone circle.  When the team fielding is down a player or two we allow them to recruit the mysterious stones to assist.  If the ball strikes the stone without bouncing the batsman is out.  I think the cavemen would be delighted to know their sacred construction still has use.  The stones are not allowed to bowl. 

Legend has it that on stormy autumnal nights during a full moon the stones do nothing; they just stand there like they have done for thousands of years.  This is superstitious nonsense.  I’ve seen them practising in the nets.
   
The stones attract many Druids who are drawn to their supposed mystical power.  But the power doesn’t seem to protect them from being struck by cricket balls.  Last Sunday four dented Druids were stretchered off the pitch.  Animosities boiled over and the High Priest had a fist fight with the Captain of the Second Eleven.  

I wonder whose side the cavemen would have been on.

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