Is rampant consumerism undermining the fragile fabric
of society? Is the desire for Toshiba TVs ruining family cohesion and
destroying our sense of community? I don’t know, my family don’t speak
to me anymore and I don’t have any friends. Good job I’ve got this
Toshiba to keep me company.
I use it mainly
to watch EastEnders. I revel in its misery. It makes me feel
superior. It’s difficult to get that sense of power over real
people, especially if they have bigger Toshibas than you. Hopefully in
future they will make eight 24 hour episodes of EastEnders every week
and repeat them on a new channel that only people with Toshibas can
receive. That would be worth living for.
There’s
no stopping progress. It’s like a train except that it goes a lot
faster, isn’t full of tired commuters and doesn’t stop at
Sittingbourne. Actually now that I think about it, progress isn’t like a
train at all. It’s more like a fairground rollercoaster that’s come
away from its tracks and is about to plunge everyone to their deaths
because the guard was too busy watching his Toshiba to notice the track
had disintegrated.
Examiner’s note
A
reasonable attempt at tackling a complex social issue in a pithy sketch
format. The use of a rollercoaster disaster as a metaphor for the
disintegration of society is clichéd but nicely framed. The milk has
gone off and my cat has an eye missing but I’m still going dancing
tonight. 68%
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